Here is more proof that the Amazon review is becoming an art form in its own right. Characters for this book are reviewing the book on Amazon.
Also check this list on Quora of satirical Amazon reviews.
I’m thinking about joining Amazon Prime. I usually have to think about things for a long time before I do them, especially if any amount of money is involved. I got a Kindle for Christmas, and I think it would be nice to have access to their lending library. I also want to check out their movie streaming options. You get the first month free, so I don’t know why I’m thinking about this for so long. Maybe because I know that once you’re in, you can never go back.
People who join Amazon Prime say that they stop having to think about shopping. Whatever they want, they just go find it on Amazon and order it. That’s because shipping costs are no longer a factor, and you’ll get your stuff in two days. Without worrying about shipping, it doesn’t seem that big a deal to order something that only costs $5, especially if the alternative is an annoying trip to a big-box store or searching for just that one thing you need.
It seems that Amazon is on the track to dominate many major industries, including book publishing and selling, perhaps even all of retail. Like Google, they are positioning themselves to take over the world. When Amazon and Google become huge and there is literally nothing left, what will happen next? I see three possible futures:
a) Corporate war to end all wars (the apocalyptic scenario)
b) Hostile takeover (the depressing dystopia scenario)
c) Corporate merger (the blissful utopia scenario)
Anyway, I thought this piece on Amazon Prime was a fun read: The Cult of Amazon Prime.