Shannon Turlington

A wise old Native American once said:

Only the government would believe you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom and have a longer blanket.

Good-bye, 5:00 p.m. daylight. I’m going to miss you. Hello, seasonal depression.

By the way, don’t forget to fall back one hour tonight. Unless you are lucky enough to live in Arizona or Hawaii. Or you are feeling particularly rebellious and want to extend summer time indefinitely! Do I sense a grassroots movement starting?